For those of you reading this who don't know David, he has lived in Japan for over a decade, is marrying a Japanese woman (Saho), his family votes republican, and his favorite author is Steinbeck...this information will be relevant later.
While we may disagree on the interpretation and the degree of truth of Steinbeck's words, I'm sure we can all agree with this last one: "What a wonderful thing a woman is. I can admire what they do even if I don't understand why" (Winter of our Discontent). David, I can honestly say that I don't understand why Saho would marry you, but I admire it...and she is a wonderful thing (I hear she's worth at least 5 camels). Congratulations and I wish you both the best in your life together.
Me: Saho please make a judi-chop shape with your hand and repeat after me.
Saho: David this judi chop represents my commitment to protect you from other women. If they talk to you I will do this. “Hai-ya!”
Written by Leslie, Kevin, Brittany, Kyle, Garrett Harrison, and Hallie:
The Baldwins flew in from Japan
David took Saho's hand
Their friends all joined in
To take part in the sin
But Baby Jesus won out in the end
Submitted by Victoria:
There once was a man from salinas,
Who wanted to be his own venus.
So he went to japan,
Where he's not a mere man,
He's a lady now! ('cept for his penis).
*incriminating photo with saho
The Proposal (Videos)
Last year David proposed to Saho at Yosemite...
(I'll upload these when I have better internet connection)